Dear Sifu Z,
During workouts, there are some guys, well one in particular, that seems to always 'accidentally' grab my boobs. Does this really happen that often by accident to some people? If not, what should I do?
Sincerely, Sue
Well Sincerely, first off, thanks for your question. You are officially the first to ask “Sifu Z” a question for the Whywenothithard website.
I have dealt with this issue many times in many years. It is one of the reason that the ladies avoid martial arts in general and grappling specifically. Accidents do happen and are pretty obvious. There is usually embarrassment and umpteen “sorrys” and then extremely careful hand placement. These “grabbings” whilst annoying are innocent mistakes and usually take care of themselves.
What you have described is no “accident.” In the Olden Days we used to have a tune up session with the offender. We took this one guy, One Eared Ernie, into the ring for one round of “sparring” after one too many “accidental” grabs. The rules were as follows. One Ear could punch, kick, grapple, bite, whatever. His sparring partner, Big O, would only box. Let’s just say Ole Ern made it through the round unwillingly and there were no bruises that showed. Then Ern crawled back out into the world and was never seen again. No refund either. Now, these days, ring justice is difficult in a commercial school and it does nothing for the offended really. So what I suggest is this- Tittytwist the asshole. Yep that’s right! Next time he grabs one of your sisters, using thumb and forefinger firmly grasp his nipple, left if possible, and turn it clockwise until the volume hits “eleven.” Then in a loud voice proclaim, “Next time you grab my tit, you asshole, little Billy will look over his shoulder forever.” Or you could wear turtleshells.
Sifu Z is an unlikely martial artist who started training 23 years ago because some friends wanted to try it. He has been told he scares people. If you have a question for Sifu Z, email whywenothithard@gmail.com.
Well Sincerely, first off, thanks for your question. You are officially the first to ask “Sifu Z” a question for the Whywenothithard website.
I have dealt with this issue many times in many years. It is one of the reason that the ladies avoid martial arts in general and grappling specifically. Accidents do happen and are pretty obvious. There is usually embarrassment and umpteen “sorrys” and then extremely careful hand placement. These “grabbings” whilst annoying are innocent mistakes and usually take care of themselves.
What you have described is no “accident.” In the Olden Days we used to have a tune up session with the offender. We took this one guy, One Eared Ernie, into the ring for one round of “sparring” after one too many “accidental” grabs. The rules were as follows. One Ear could punch, kick, grapple, bite, whatever. His sparring partner, Big O, would only box. Let’s just say Ole Ern made it through the round unwillingly and there were no bruises that showed. Then Ern crawled back out into the world and was never seen again. No refund either. Now, these days, ring justice is difficult in a commercial school and it does nothing for the offended really. So what I suggest is this- Tittytwist the asshole. Yep that’s right! Next time he grabs one of your sisters, using thumb and forefinger firmly grasp his nipple, left if possible, and turn it clockwise until the volume hits “eleven.” Then in a loud voice proclaim, “Next time you grab my tit, you asshole, little Billy will look over his shoulder forever.” Or you could wear turtleshells.
Sifu Z is an unlikely martial artist who started training 23 years ago because some friends wanted to try it. He has been told he scares people. If you have a question for Sifu Z, email whywenothithard@gmail.com.
3 comments:
I think you should have illustrated the hold. A picture would better allow me to visualize the lesson.
As soon as I can get a decent camera, we'll start putting up techniques and this will be the first one.
The question I haven't been able to get Z to answer is "why the left nipple?"
Most folks are right handed. Therefore the left headlight will be more available. Clockwise because it's easier to supinate strongly than pronate due to that big bicep. kapish?
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